This is my life...

These things were actually spoken in my house over the past couple of weeks:

By Grandad: "No, no, no. Get the batteries out of your mouth."

By the 5.5 year old: "Mom! Come feel how hot my butt is!"

By the almost 3 year old (had a toy laser gun) : "I shoot you in the butt! I shoot me-self in the butt!"

How the mighty have fallen...